Maybe it's the theme of my blog, but even a pointless one like this has some sort of human nature deep thought in it.. so here it is:
Ok.. let's face it, humans love to talk about themselves. People, even people who say they don't give a shit what others think, care about that stuff. Fact of life.. So even though I'll say I hate these things, I secretly really want to fill one out. Here goes!
Whats a fact about the last person you liked?
Well the last person I had a full on crush on (as opposed to just mild interest), that wasn't fictional was in 5th grade.. Fact about him? He had a weird last name.
Who was the last person you gave up on?
This is a vague question... Not really sure what that means... but let's just say that one person triggered me giving up on all people in general (as you may have noticed from a past emo post).
Have you talked to a complete jerk today?
Well few people are complete jerks.. but. . I don't think I've spoken to the jerkiest people I know today.
What did you do last night?
Your mom. But in all seriousness.. your mom.
Do you think relationships are even worth it?
If the alternative was practical (simply mating quickly like animals and then leaving), then no. However, we are part of the group of animals that has sex and raises the offspring.. so therefore, I do think relationships are "worth it" as they are programmed into our DNA.
If you could pack up and move would you?
Everyone can always pack up and move, and they all answer your question.. no. God.. these questions are stupid, maybe I should try another questionnaire.
Do your parents REALLY know you?
Who was this questionnaire written by? A 15-year-old emo kid?
Moreover, what do you define as "REALLY" knowing someone, lilemogurl15? My parents don't listen to me half the time and have no idea I've smoked pot twice and gotten drunk way more often than they know.. yet they raised me. Who is the "real" me? Is it who I perceive myself as or what others perceive me as? If it's who I perceive myself as, then nobody truly knows me. If it's what others perceive me as then they are a big part of the "others" who define who I am, and by definition, whatever they think of me is the "real" me.
When was the last time you laughed really hard?
Just because I don't remember doesn't mean I'm as emo as you.
What are you excited for?
On a small scale? Summer break or all the moments that are NOT what I'm not excited for and do not precede those moments closely either. Grand scale? Getting into my dream college, getting a dream job, getting married, accomplishing my purpose on the planet and helping out a little with the planet in the meantime.
Has anyone told you lately that they would always be there for you?
Hm.. I don't think anyone actually says that in real life unless they've been watching too many soap operas. (And don't try to make me emo by realizing the answer is no.. just because you're emo doesn't mean I have to be.)
What do you want right now?
To stop wasting my time answering stupid questionnaires like this and get working on the shitload of crap I have to do.
Are your parents divorced?
No, but I'm sure yours are, lilemogurl15.
Do you fall for people easily?
No.
Would you ever get a tattoo?
Probably not, as I'm smart. Not that tattoos are bad, but I know my taste would change and I would regret it.
What's your mood right now?
Irritation with a pinch of anxiety.
Did you enjoy your weekend?
It's still the weekend.. and no.
Last person you told a secret to?
Uh.. probably my friend.. whose name I do not wish to reveal.
Are you stubborn?
Shit yeah..
Are you gonna be home alone tonight?
Is this a romance question or a general question? No, I have a family that I live with.. but yes, I don't have a boyfriend.
Are you listening to music right now?
Yeah. Aren't you going to ask me what song?
Who else is in the room with you?
Nobody I hope.. or else this questionnaire won't end up getting published... OMG!! A big red ant!!!
In winter, would you rather wear jackets or hoodies?
Jacket.. what a stupid question..
Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
Heaven? If such a thing existed..
How long can you go without your mobile phone?
Again, a stupid question.. I could go without it indefinitely as it is not required for me to live. However, it would inconvenience me if I didn't have it, so preferably for as short a time as possible.
Ever kissed someone else's girlfriend/boyfriend?
Nope..
What's the worst time to say i love you?
When someone is having explosive diarrhea . .FUCK THE ANT'S ON MY DESK NOW.. or maybe when they're getting attacked by ants.. I don't know.. there's a lot of times when it would be bad.. Like when you're raping/killing them... well unless you're killing them and it's a tearful, movie-type scene...
Who was the last person in your room besides family?
Probably one of my friends..
What is one place you would love to visit right now?
Japan.. or if it's in general, as you didn't specify.. another planet or dimension or time.
Do you know anyone named Dan?
No... wtf..
Is there someone you know you should hate, but you can't?
Like.. hate hate? Like want them to die like Hitler? Or just regular ol' hate.. cuz if it's regular ol' hate.. then 2 out of 3 of my best friends.. and my parents..
Is there anyone you trust even though you shouldn't?
.. not really.. I generally don't trust people I know aren't trustworthy..
Are you afraid of falling in love?
No..
Have you had the chicken pox?
Yeah.. wtf.. is with these random questions.. in the middle of all these emo deep questions?
Are you a forgiving person?
I suppose.. in comparison to who? .. but in general.. .yeah i guess...
Are you talking to someone while doing this?
No.
Are you younger than 21?
Yeah, just like you, lilemogurl15.
Do you like winter?
I love what it does to my hair... not so much the whole.. coldness part..
How clean is your room?
Not very..
Do you have feelings for anyone?
OMFG.. yes.. I have feelings for you, lilemogurl15.. feelings of hatred.. yes! obviously I have feelings for people! I hate people, love people, am annoyed by people, etc. But, I'm sorry, lilemogurl15, I know I'm being harsh.. no, i'm not in love with anyone.
Is there anyone you need to tell something to?
wow, i take my last apology back.
Do you want to yell at the top of your lungs?
Not really.. that's more of an emo thing..
What do you think about people who get hair extensions?
dude.. wtf.. I've been trying to answer you seriously.. why don't you try to ask me serious questions?? I don't care about people with extensions!!
Are you named after a grandparent?
No!
Who's bed did you sleep in last?
Mine!
Do you like the color green?
It's ok!
How many hours did you sleep for last night?
like 8 or something..
Where was your default taken?
.. is this a fb question? if so.. at my house..
How do you feel about the last person that called you?
um... they're cool?
Are you someones first love?
Defining love in my way of defining it, no. Defining it in the stupid teenager way, yes.
Last place you smoked a cigarette?
I don't smoke... cigarettes...
Last time you received flowers?
like.. fuckin.. preschool. .. o wait no. .actually like last year or maybe the year before that.
Who were you with last Monday?
How the fuck should I know..
What are you doing tommorow?
Are you hitting on me?
Are you addicted to anything?
Stress.. or maybe it's addicted to me.. and any phases i am currently into.. such as watching some anime.. or playing some game.. or watching house..
Are you tired?
Yeah... ridiculously so..
What are you about to do?
Hopefully end this soon.. and then probably waste more time trying to find a better one.. but in my dreams i am about to go do work and be productive!
When did you sign up for myspace?
Oh so it was for myspace up there.. well i dont really have a myspace account.. but to look at someones profile i made an account like.. 2 years ago or something..
What do you do when you get mad?
Nothing really... just.. be mad..
Where were you saturday night at 12?
Geeze.. am i under arrest or something? Well normally, I wouldn't remember, but seeing as how I'm never awake at 12 AM and that was yesterday, I was sleeping in my bed.
Whats bothering you right now?
These stupid questions, the fact that im wasting time, the huge list of things hanging over my head including but not limited to: ACT, SAT, essays, projects, stat/calc hw, japan bowl work, getting a permit finally, exercising, cleaning my room, the huge ant infestation in my house, getting into college, paying for college..
stressed out yet?
Are facial piercings trashy?
Not necessarily slutty trashy, but yeah.. I wouldn't want to date a guy with anything more than a small nose piercing.
What color is your tongue?
...pink.....? why? what color is yours?
Is it possible that you could be pregnant right now?
Lolz, I wish..
When was the last time you had your hair cut?
A while ago..
Does anyone have a lock of your hair?
.. Surprisingly yes..
If you had to go without one food group for the rest of your life, which would it be?
Isn't this easy? I'd want it to be like.. fats/oils/sugars.. so I could be skinnier.. but i'd also want veggies to be outta there!
When you go to the zoo, what are you most excited about seeing?
.. animals? (I think you meant to ask what animal I'm most excited to see.. but since you didn't have the sense to ask this, I'm not going to answer.)
Who is your favorite talk show host?
That's a tough one.. it always shifts between Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert..
What makes you happy?
Not doing anything productive and not having to. Also, hanging with my friends on a good day. And smoking pot.. that's fun.
What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
.. Oh god.. oh! Someone used my doink creation in their picture.. yes.. stfu, my life is miserable right now..
Do you like the person you are becoming?
Personality-wise? I'm the bomb.. even though I'm incredibly lazy.. motherfucker..
Do you miss anyone from your past?
Uh.. I guess.. not very much.. and the other person is also part of my present and future...
That's the end? Well, we had quite an adventure together, lilemogurl15.. I'm sorry I yelled at you :(
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